Soft shortbread, gooey caramel, and toasted coconut are dipped in chocolate and topped with a chocolate drizzle for a paleo spin on those Girl Scout samoa cookies!
I got the worst craving for Girl Scout Samoas recently, but there were two problems with that craving:
- I didn’t have any.
- I couldn’t get any for at least a couple months (via my friend Google I learned that Girl Scout cookie season out here doesn’t start until winter).
I suppose there’s also a third problem with that: even if I did have any, they are SO not paleo. Let’s take a look at the ingredients, shall we?
Sugar, vegetable oil (partially hydrogenated palm kernel and/or cottonseed oil, soybean and palm oil), enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate [vitamin B1], riboflavin [vitamin b2], folic acid), corn syrup, coconut, sweetened condensed milk (condensed milk, sugar), contains two percent or less of sorbitol, cocoa, glycerin, invert sugar, cocoa processed with alkali, cornstarch, salt, caramelized sugar, dextrose, soy lecithin, carrageenan, leavening (baking soda, monocalcium phosphate), natural and artificial flavors.
Sweetbabyjesus. The first freaking ingredient is sugar, the second is a mystery combination of oils, and the third is flour. So… nope. Not paleo.
Sometimes I really hate caring about what I eat. You know why? Because if you’ve ever had a samoa, you know how ridiculously good they are. And you know that if you eat one, you will end up eating an entire package row. Buuuuuut then you’ll feel like garbage, but make the same mistake the next day.
Hence, why I care about what I eat.
Despite all of these things, I just needed a samoa. STAT. I did a little Pinterest searching and came across this fabulous recipe from Bakerita. I made a few changes to her recipe because I wanted a thicker shortbread layer and an exposed toasted coconut topping (instead of stirring it all into the caramel layer).
And if there’s a thicker shortbread layer, that means it needs more chocolate coverage on the bottom. Oh darn.
Mine are messier looking than hers, but quite frankly I prefer it that way. This site is called Stress Baking, after all. That doesn’t exactly scream “come here for pastry perfection!”, and it shouldn’t. My life isn’t perfect, so I don’t try to make my desserts look perfect either.
I feel like if I spent an hour trying to cut them with the upmost precision, and made sure each chocolate drizzle was exactly the same on each one, made sure that the chocolate coating on the bottom was a perfect line all the way around each one… well, for one I’d be exhausted. And two, it would make me more anxious when I’m editing my photos because I’d be so focused on making sure there’s not a crumb out of place.
And if I did all that, it would suck the fun out of it for me, and I would worry that you guys don’t think they’re pretty enough, and I’d end up projecting my insecurities on a pan of brownies which is just entirely too much pressure for a pile of chocolate and caramel.
I guess the tl;dr here is that Bakerita gets credit for this recipe’s origin, and I get credit for making them thicker and messier and adding some more calories to your day.
I’m okay with my lot in baking life.
Paleo Samoa Bars
- Prep Time: 15 minutes
- Cook Time: 20 minutes
- Total Time: 35 minutes
- Yield: 16 bars 1x
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Adapted heavily from Bakerita. Soft shortbread, gooey caramel, and toasted coconut are dipped in chocolate and topped with a chocolate drizzle! Paleo, gluten free, and dairy free.
Ingredients
Shortbread layer:
- 1 1/3 cups coconut flour (aff link)
- 1/2 cup coconut oil, solid
- 6 tablespoons pure maple syrup
- 1 teaspoon sea salt, plus a pinch for topping
Caramel layer:
- 1 cup unsweetened shredded coconut flakes
- 1/2 cup almond butter (aff link)
- 1/3 cup pure maple syrup
- 1/3 cup coconut oil
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
Chocolate layer:
- 1 3/4 cups dark chocolate, chopped and divided
Instructions
Shortbread layer:
- Preheat the oven to 350ºF. Line an 8×8” square pan with parchment paper. Set aside.
- In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, combine coconut flour, coconut oil, maple syrup and salt. Stir to combine until it forms dough.
- Press dough into prepared pan and sprinkle the top with a pinch of salt.
- Bake for 15 minutes, or until golden brown around the edges. Let cool completely in pan.
Caramel layer:
- On a large baking sheet, spread shredded coconut in a thin layer and toast in oven for 3-5 minutes or until golden brown.
- In a medium saucepan, combine almond butter, maple syrup, coconut oil, vanilla and salt and stir frequently over low heat until completely combined. Turn off heat.
- Add 1/3 of your toasted coconut to the pan and stir to combine.
- Pour caramel filling over your prepared shortbread layer and top with the remaining 2/3 toasted coconut. Add a pinch of salt as well, if desired. Place in fridge to set and cool completely.
- Cut into 16 squares. Place in freezer while you prep your chocolate.
Chocolate layer:
- Prep a large baking sheet with parchment paper and set aside.
- Melt 1 1/2 cups of the dark chocolate (in the most shallow bowl you can get away with) in the microwave in 30 second increments, stirring after each, until melted and smooth.
- Take the bars out of the freezer and dip the bottom of each bar into the dark chocolate, and place on a parchment lined baking sheet to set.
- Melt the remaining 1/4 cup dark chocolate, transfer to a small piping bag and drizzle the chocolate over the bars.
- Store in an airtight container in the fridge (or freezer). Enjoy!
- Category: Dessert
- Method: Bake
Keywords: paleo samoas, samoa cookie bars, paleo girl scout cookies
These look wonderful! What a great option for a cookie/bar swap!
They’d be perfect for that!
This would make my rainy day here today SO BRIGHT! I am definitely saving it in my to-do recipes – thank you so much for sharing it!
Thank you for taking the time to comment!
Those do look absolutely divine. I know what you mean about not caring about food ingredients. I’ve tried – but I just HAVE to read every label. Most of the time, I end up putting the food back on the shelf.
Ugh, same!
that short bread layer looks so good and makes a nice base for everything!
I love it!
Those look lovely and I need to try them this winter! Thanks for sharing a great recipe!
Please do, and let me know what you think!
This definitely would not last long in my house.
They didn’t at mine, that’s for sure!
Oh Wow!!! These look so delicious! I love that they are Paleo. I agree with you that if the first ingredient is sugar, then I always try to find an alternative recipe!! Great job!
Thanks so much!
These are my Paleo dream come true!!! I shared them on my facebook page because I know they are many other people’s dreams come true as well.
Yay! Thank you so much for spreading the love <3
Messy baking is fine with me! LOL
And so is a gluten free cookie…
I’m glad you’re on board with the messy baking, too! 🙂
I prefer home made bars over store bought bars and these looks so good and easy to make.
They are – homemade is always better than store bought!
These definitely look better than the Girl Scout version! and so simple that these are going on the to-make list! 😉
Yay – I’m so glad!
I don’t think I’ve ever had a samoa, but I’m loving what I see here!! Plus, I love Bakerita and her recipes. Thank you!
Her recipes are the best!
Oh my word! These look AMAZING! I live in Canada so I have never had the Girl Guide version ya’ll have…may have to try my hand at these bad boys! I wonder if I could do them in tiny squares to add to Christmas trays?! Ooo guess I will have to make many batches to “try” 😀
Honestly I never liked any of those Girl Scout cookies. I was raised in a different country and this treats means nothing to me. But all my friends are going crazy for them! I will make them yours Samoa bars next time, let’s see what they will say !) love the updated ingredient list btw
I love samoa cookies so thank you, thank you for making a paleo version! That way I can feel less guilty about eating them. And I personally feel that they look beautiful; imperfect things are the prettiest in my book. 🙂
These are just amazing! I can’t believe that they are paleo, what a lovely snack and treat in one!
Samoas are my favorite and these look fab.
You know the song, “these are a few of my favorite things..”? Well, these are quite a few of my favorite things all in one bar. Great recipe!
Me too! 🙂
These look so delicious! I think my two toddlers would love these healthy samoa bars!
I hope they do!
This looks so delicious. I will have to make this recipe soon.